Actually, this entire clip is freaking hilarious.  I'm so glad Ricky is on CNN now so the entire country gets to enjoy his *ahem* enthusiasm.

Gosh, this makes me nostalgic for the days when Rick anchored the WSVN news in Miami with Sally Fitz (but the dildo doesn't). 

OMG, who is running this company?  Just when their business model begins to creep into the current millennium, they thrust themselves back into the dark ages (and by that, I mean the 1980s).    Let's see...  Netflix is king of the online rental/streaming video market.  Red Box is murdering the competition with $1 DVD rentals.  How can Blockbuster compete?  I know!!  Bring back those late fees that everyone loved so much!  AHAHAHAHAAH!  What a bunch of maroons.  Remember rushing to return your VHS tapes before 11 pm?  Arguing with the pimply-faced clerk who insisted you were 30 seconds too late?  Ah, good times!  Way to go, Blockhead!  I mean, Blockbuster!

http://gizmodo.com/5483886/blockbuster-digs-itself-a-deeper-grave-brings-back-late-fees?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gizmodo%2Ffull+%28Gizmodo%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

Wow.  Just wow.

Or you can pay $48 and call 911 all you want for an entire year.   How could anyone possibly think this is a good idea?  And I know you probably still think this is some kind of joke, so here's a link to the story.
http://cbs13.com/local/tracy.911.calls.2.1502690.html

Apparently, it's called "vajazzling".  And I swear I'm not making that up.  Read all about it here.

OMG, imagine being trapped in a TEESY little submarine when all those women get PMS.  Seriously, you know they're all going to be on the same cycle, and once a month, all hell is going to break loose.  But it's about time, I guess.  Once we let women out of the kitchen, this was inevitable.  And I mean, those subs need SOMEONE to cook and do laundry.
http://www.defense.gov/news/newsarticle.aspx?id=58066

OK, full disclosure...  I know a few gays I'd like to put to death, too.  That said, I'm not sure beauty pageants would exist without the gays.  Specifically, without gay men.  (We all know the lezbos are too busy playing softball to get involved in the pageant scene.)   So I'm not sure Miss Beverly Hills has really thought this whole plan through.  In any case, I'm sure her comment will have both the homos and the crazy Christians scratching each others' eyes out.  And I LOVES me some eye scratching and weave pulling!  So good job, Miss Beverly Hills!

PS - Before you compete for Miss California, I'm pretty sure God also wants you to get a boob job and a nose job.  And perhaps a lifestyle lift.  And maybe lose like 40 pounds.  Oh, and while you're going to all that trouble, you should probably also have your mouth sewn up
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/02/23/crimesider/entry6235745.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.6

Dear Italy, I love your food and your art, but your politicians seem kinda stupid.  Were you jealous that Australia was getting all the attention for being tech-tarded? 

So basically, Italian schoolkids uploaded a video of themselves bullying an autistic kid.  Italian police notified Google, who immediately removed the video and then cooperated with police to provide the identity of the uploaders.  This is exactly how the system is supposed to work, right?  Except that an Italian court has now convicted 3 Google employees (who didn't even know about the video until after it was removed) of failure to comply with the Italian privacy code.

If these convictions stand, it could spell the end of all user-created content for Italy.  That means no YouTube, no WordPress, no Facebook, no Wikipedia...  I don't know what idiot Italian politician is responsible for this travesty of justice, but for Italy's sake, I hope the matter is resolved swiftly.  What a bunch of maroons!

FU SONY!!  Your continually arbitrary abuse of the DMCA system is typical but nevertheless annoying.  Please stop acting like a bunch of dicks. 

I'm sorry, but rolling up a perfectly good FLAT pizza into a cone shape does not make it avant-garde.  It makes it f-ing retarded.  And I know that word is offensive, so I apologize in advance to all the retards who read my blog.  But this is some dumb-ass shit.  Pizza cones. 

http://gothamist.com/2010/02/22/pizza_in_a_cone_rolls_out_in_manhat.php

You can order them here (but seriously?).

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I'd totally eat cat stew even though I own 3 (mostly) wonderful pet cats.  And FYI - I'm trying REALLY hard not to make a pussy joke.  Click the link below to see the video.  Apparently, the unsuspecting TV hostess is definitely not down with cat stew.  We have lots of stray cats in my neighborhood, and I'm always looking for something new to cook.  *shrug*
Celebrity chef Beppe Bigazzi upsets viewers with his cat casserole - Times Online

White meat, yum.

Er, is this teacher playing Peaches for her kids' class? That's brave considering Peaches has a potty mouth. Reminds me of the time my friend Shana played "Dip It Low" for her 7-year-old jazz class. LOL. Poke it out like ya back broke!

BONUS - this clip contains BOOBIES (they're completely covered, but still).

I'm speechless.  Just stare at this photo, and be amazed.  This was taken by an astronaut aboard the International Space Station as the shuttle was docking. 

http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_1592.html

Talking sex robot?  WTF?  Why would I want my sex robot to talk?  I hope it says phrases like "I never really loved you." and "Is that a micropenis?"  Yeah, so I have a few lingering yet unpleasant questions about this talking sex robot.  Like is she self-cleaning?  Or must I douche my sex robot?  Because that's too much work.  Anyway, I already own two very sophisticated sex robots that don't require any special care.  They're called hands. 

Now, I have to admit, the only reason I'm posting this is so I can include the following creepy photo.  I really want to know what is behind those blinds.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html

I didn't even have HBO in the 80s, but I've seen this animation at least a million times.  I had no clue it was such an ordeal to create. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Et_LsxlX8Y

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